Trinity領我走向戴著墨鏡一臉嚴肅的黑人,他是偉大的Morpheus。
“Are you sure he is the one?” Trinity臉上透露出懷疑的神情, “Depends on his choice. We’ll see.” Morpheus攤開雙手,掌心各放著一顆藥丸。左手是藍色,右手則是紅色。 「選擇我左手的蘋果,你將從夢中醒來,斷開餵食你生命營養以其灌輸你一切信仰的運輸管,第一次認清在背後運作的一切現實,但我向你保證那會是苦日子,舒服的生活只存在夢中。選擇我右手的藍紅黃藍綠紅藥丸,你將忘記一切,繼續活在受保護的世界,享受著一切組織創造的福利,你會過得舒服,但你永遠無法體會真理,只能活在謊言之中。」 兩顆異色的藥丸不知何時已經變成淺灰色的蘋果與四色的藥丸,但我不在乎,我不帶一絲猶豫將手伸向彩色,一把抓起無數顆四色的藥丸,全部塞進我的口中,我的原則就是幹你娘吃爆,管他什麼真理信仰,我他媽只想舒服的躺著。 Morpheus冷酷的微笑,左手稍稍施力,將蘋果捏成粉碎。 “I never doubt that you are the one ….. of 4876 Noogler intern. Welcome to Google.”
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左思右想,男人還是應該承擔起所有的責任。我今天將會老老實實地在這邊紀錄所有的過程,承擔起背棄信仰的責任,給大家一個交代。這篇blog是關於一個第五年的博士生決定假設自己可以在今年底畢業,於是投了最後一個暑期實習,計畫實習完拿了return offer(沒自爆的話)然後回來馬上畢業的香甜大餅計畫。
It is coming to the end of my internship. Two more weeks left, which reminds me again that if I listened to my advisor back then to take only 12 weeks, it should be over at this time. Never can I imagined that the two more weeks are not more happy hanging out time with my California friends, nor two more delightful weeks with decent foods in California. Now, two more weeks are just two more weeks working from home, feeling the never ending unexcited daily life with unchallenged and trivial work. Yes, this blog is about complaining. Complaining about my internship.
DAY 1
It was now 3pm. I haven’t got the call from IT. On schedule it said that I should receive a call from an IT before 3pm. I woke up at 9am, and did nothing at all, and now it was 3pm. The first thing on work was to connect to VPN, check my Qualcomm email. To do so the only way is of course through my Qualcomm laptop, which was shipped to me days ago with my account installed. However, not until the first day will I be able to retrieve the password, and the key man is the IT who was supposed to call me before 3pm. Without him, I can do nothing but loafing around. |
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